A-Rod has Bitch Tits Like Meatloaf in Fight Club.

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Great news Everyone! Selena Roberts has given us more reason to hate Douche-Rod. Excerpts from Robert’s new book were published by the New York Daily News this morning. Included are details about the Douche’s steroid use, which reportedly started in High School and continues today, and his relationships with his wife, Madonna, and various other floozies (that is the actual word used in the Daily News). I can’t think of a better way to wake up (other than in a Brad Penny’s Ex-Girlfriend Sandwich).

Here are some highlights:

Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts, who broke the story that A-Rod flunked a steroid screening in 2003, reveals fellow Bombers nicknamed the third baseman “B—h T–s” in 2005. (If you don’t think that the fans at Fenway are going to be chanting “Bitch Tits” when he returns to Boston June 9th then you are dumber than, well, A-Rod)

That was after he put on 15 pounds in the off-season and seemed to develop round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids, she writes.

In one shocking disclosure, the book accuses A-Rod of “pitch tipping” when he was with the Rangers – letting a friendly opponent at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. (Douchebag)

Rodriguez expected players he helped would do the same for him when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up and it wouldn’t affect the outcome of the game.

He was even hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15%, the book says

I’m not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but it must be a challenge to be hated at Hooters when you have $300 million. In fact, what is a man who can afford whatever he wants doing eating at Hooters? Couldn’t he get some hotty he is nailing (or a hooker) to go get him buffalo wings from Hooters and then serve them to him naked? Wouldn’t that be more fun? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Van Every CatchOf course, the Sox won last night thanks to some good relief work (again) and Jonathan Van Every’s first Major League home run. If you have been going to bed early with the Sox losing lately, you need to try staying up one of these days. In the last five games they have scored 16 runs in the seventh inning or later.  They have won four of those (and the eight before that) by scoring late as often as they scored early. Van Every’s shot last night was vaguely reminiscent of Brandon Moss’ shot in the opener in Japan last year. Good Times.

Go Sox.

Done.

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23 responses to “A-Rod has Bitch Tits Like Meatloaf in Fight Club.

  1. woggabeer

    I look better with my shirt off and thats a sad sad thing. F roids but when you sell your soul you sell your soul.

  2. Turtle

    he only tipped 15%!?! on a visit to hooters!?!?!??!. what did this broad do?, go to a hooters and harass a bunch of waitresses that just happen to be working when arod went there? you know what book i want to see her write? i want her to write about the story of the duke lacrosse team and how journalists can ruin peoples lives. oh wait that was her who did that.. right. arod isnt perfect, we know that, but ms selena needs to clean her skeletons before she digs up someone elses in a fit of jealousy. sorry ms roberts, no a-rod wont bang you. what happend the last time a girl named selena got famous? enough about this shit, im tired of steroids, im tired of journalists using their first amendmant rights to destroy other peoples lives. yea a-rod is a fake, a phony and whatever else you wanna call him, but we knew that already without the book. Just wait till the rest of those names are released, and they will be, then we’ll realize that so many people were doing it it doesnt matter. and in closing if i had 300 million dollars id do what ever i wanted just like a-rod, manny, jeter, or any of the other players that are way overpaid to play a kids game.. and shit, hooters wings rule

  3. Ramro

    Wow… Turtle… amazing on the Selena reference. I’ll see you in hell.

  4. Ramro

    Oh and yeah… best wings in town

  5. yeah, the wings are why i go there too. but more on point, imagine if musicians or artists were penalized for the “enhancements” responsible for their “products.” bottom line… it still takes someone special to be someone special.

  6. Turtle is clearly a dumb-ass. You know why they get paid $300 M? Because part of the job is subjecting yourself to the public eye, and dealing with the consequences of your actions on a stage.

    Personally, I have never liked the cocky attitude of A-Fraud since his early days – and it honestly has nothing to do with the Yankees connection. He is a piece of garbage, and you can tell just by how he walks.

    Do you walk the same way?

  7. Turtle

    wow mr rogers, way to start slinging shit. so let me get this straight your trying to say to me that the duke lacrosse team deserved to have their lives destroyed because thy are in the public eye? they were college kids who hired a stripper! and i have no problem with a-rod being scrutinized. i personally do it everyday, i hate him. and she was right about the steroids, good for her. but for her to write about things that may have happend based on her “credible” sources is completely rediculous. were her “sources” in the duke case of the same credibility she said they were?

  8. ToddRogers

    Until A-Fraud releases his book on Selena Roberts, and her journalism enhancing steroid extravaganza, I’m gonna side with her. Are you really hating on the woman for doing a better job in her position than A-Fraud does in his?

    Do you have more in common with A-Fraud than the walk? Seems like it the way you’re coming out with this on a Sox friendly board. Do you also get paid buku bucks to maintain a position, but fall apart terribly when it comes time to sign on the dotted line?

    If so, you’ve been that way you’re entire life. Yeah, A-F has been using PEDs since in the womb, and would be nothing without them – just like you, he has fallen into a very sad routine.

    Lazy (and considering you couldn’t even lean over to press the shift key on even one sentence…), yet truly believe that you are entitled to the world just because you’re alive? You, and A-Fraud (and you might actually be him in disguise ;-)) are a big part of why the economy is in the shitter.

  9. dpsetsfire

    Wow rogers, you really just believe everything the media tells you. say hi to the winged bat-boy for me and the aliens that will crash into earth on september 11th 2015. you are a dummy believing everything the media throws at you. And hooters wings suck.

  10. Turtle

    one last time, your avoiding the issue here. this respected journalist destroyed the lives of a few college students because she said she had credible sources that told her they raped a stripper. my only point is and will continue to be, that society as a whole tends to believe everything theyre told without hard, factual evidence. go on itunes, look up the boomer and carton show on wfan (both met fans btw) and download the podcast where they interviewed her. she has no answer in the duke situation. thats my arguement. if it was ortiz or manny, david wright, youkilis or anyone else id say the same thing. her credibility as far as im concerned is just as much in the shitter as the economy. and more importantly, when did proper punctuation on the internet start mattering?

  11. dpsetsfire

    oh and rogers, i’m sure you’re one of those red sox fans who loved manny now loves to hate him. i hate the yankees but i hate red sox fans who don’t know their shit about baseball. leave the sports talk to the grown ups and go home. And A-Fraud, wow never heard that one before. So creative, you should start an advertising company.

  12. ToddRogers

    Wow, the dumbing down of society in front of our eyes. Everything is a conspiracy, and never let the idea of reality get in the way of a good argument. Don’t you two worry, I do my checking, and actually received paychecks with the 4 Yawkee Way Address on them for quite some time – but this amateur will leave you “adults” to do the chatting round these parts.

    To Mr. and Mrs. GOOMB.com – I apologize for instigating this spat on your blog with those who are easily frazzled. I enjoy the daily read, and don’t want to cause a ruckus, so I’ll make sure to chime in with much less enthusiasm on the next round. That way, everyone’s panties can stay niiiiiiice and smooth.

  13. Turtle

    you’re right mr. rogers, i am a dumb-ass. i can only argue so far, you win this round…

  14. Turtle

    your enthusiasm is fine. its all american after all, but youve still skirted the real issue and thats that journalist get away with way too much using the first amendment as a crutch. someone still justify to me that ruining a bunch of lacrosse players lives was worth using the first amendment as a crutch. yanks and sox aside im sure we can agree that was wrong. but ms roberts has still not written an apology or a retraction.

  15. Turtle

    oh, and now manny. so should the sox give back the 04 and 07 world series?

  16. dpsetsfire

    fuck the red sox, fuck the yankees, and fuck baseball if this moron like rogers is the way we view baseball as a society. it’s funny how quick to judge you all are. i can not fucking wait till a red sock is caught using roids. boston was pratically sucking Arod’s dick to get him over here. Terry Francona was jumping up and down on his bed when he found out there was a possibility Arod was coming to the Red Sox. Boston wanted it to happen and if he was a sock right now, you would all be defending him. get a fuckin’ clue rogers, you are the uneducated dumb-ass. and i guess the Red Sox organization will give just about anyone a paycheck these days. go hang yourself from peske pole.

  17. McGreevey

    Woah there dpsetsfire. Turn the douchebag level down a notch or two. I’m unclear as to your loyalties here. Are you a Sox fan, a Yankees fan or none of the above? Are you an A-Rod fan or do you just like cursing, misspelling things and making false statements on other people’s websites? At least Rogers seems to know something about the Sox. Peske Pole? Where is that? We have the Pesky Pole. Please go home and waterboard yourself.
    Oh, and Turtle, good point about the duke thing. The difference is that Rodrigue has had years to make himself look good and has turned out to be a huge douche. He deserves all the crap he gets where as the Duke kids did nothing to deserve that.

  18. Turtle

    thank you McGreevey for finally acknowledging my point. like i said before i dont like a-rod, but i really dont like reporters who run with facts before theyre proven. and although dp has a hard time spelling (not that punctuation on message boards matters), he has a point about the fact that a-rod was seconds away from being a red sox, in fact he preferred to go there. so either way, if you guys won in 2004 with arod or with manny it would have been tainted, just like the 2 world series in which clemens participated. although those teams prolly would have won without him. this arguement was never about steroids in my eyes it was about writing information on the strength of “unnamed credible sources”. in closing to be fair, my family is a huge lacrosse contingent in the acc, and on long island. the kids involved in the duke case were present at many a camp my uncles coached at, and although they went to duke, GASP, they were basically normal dudes who did college things and someone decided to tear them down, and not only them but the rest of their teammates lost the rest of their season. such a shame

  19. dpsetsfire

    Sorry I misspelled you’re stupid pole. I actually used to really like the Red Sox until I realized most of their fans are douches like you and Rogers. And I’m sorry, what valid point did Rogers make, I missed that. Oh yeah, he just bashed on a Yankee which seems to be the only thing you idiots seem to understand. And I’m on the side of good baseball. Not the Yankees side or the Red Sox side, it’s a stupid dumb pointless fight that needs to be stretched out for-ev-er. You really think there’s never been a superstar on the Red Sox that cheated his way through the season. Get over yourself and realize you too have “A-Rods” on your team. How’s that for bad grammar, asshole.

  20. dpsetsfire

    And what false statements did I make? Cause I’ll back up whatever I post.

  21. McGreevey

    DP. You are proving my point. What kind of inbred retard are you. You’re? That mean you are. You were looking for your. And unless you are Peter Gammons or a member of the BBWAA you shouldn’t assume you know more than anyone else. Where are you from again? How many Sox fans do you know? You are worse than the people who claim that the military is awful but still have no experience with anyone who has benefitted from it. I hope you get anal warts.
    Good bye.

  22. dpsetsfire

    You still haven’t said where I’m making false accusations. I’m still waiting for that. And stop getting on people for grammar, there’s a few mistakes in your dumbass rant as well. For example “That mean you are.” I’m pretty sure you meant “That means…” And I never said I know more than anybody, I just know that you are not making a point and everyone else here is. You keep ranting about spelling and Red Sox fans, but never actually make a point. My point is that if A-Rod was on the Red Sox we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. Selena Roberts would still be a nobody and the Red Sox probably wouldn’t have 2 rings right now. You would all be protecting him the same way Yankee fans are now. It’s the truth, you can’t even deny that. If he was on my team, I would do the same thing. Truth is, no Red Sock has been caught taking roids yet except Manny and Gagne. And Gagne was on the Dodgers then and we all know how you Red Sox faithful turn your backs on someone as soon as they leave so of course Manny wasn’t using when he was on the Sox, right? Red Sox nation thinks they are pure because of this when the truth is that Mitchell WORKED FOR THE RED SOX. That’s like asking the Steinbrenners to hand in a report on how baseball spends too much money.

  23. dpsetsfire

    Fucker.

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