Is anybody else shocked at the reversing of the double standards applied to Brittney Griner after decking some poor chick from Texas Tech in comparison with LaGarrette Blount knocking out that big shit talking red neck? After this week’s little Tiff in Texas, 6’8” Baylor Freshman Brittney The Beast Griner, who has made herself a viral sensation (kinda like herpes) with her two-handed dunking ability, was suspended for one game by the NCAA and one game by her coach for throwing a haymaker at a defenseless broad and basically crushing her face. Jordan Barncastle, the a fore mentioned ‘defenseless broad,’ needs plastic surgery and could miss the rest of her season. Here you go:
Earlier this year (well… late 2009) you will recall Oregon senior running back LaGarrette Blount knocking out Byron Hout (who deserved it) and then promptly and hastily being suspended indefinitely, putting his football career in jeopardy, directly effecting his 2010 draft status, directly effecting how much money… if any… he will earn in the NFL… potentially ruining his entire football career and life. Here you go:
Now, I’m all for double standards… but only when I benefit from them! Girls aren’t supposed to fight! Or Poop!