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CC Sabathia is Fat.

An old favorite:

Go Sox.

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Red Sox – Yankees: It’s On. Kinda.

Jesus knows his shitDo you remember in 2004, after Aaron F@#$ing Boone’s homer and the whole Douche-Rod for Manny idea, when the Sox and Pinstriped Assholes played their first Spring Training Game against each other? There were t-shirts, magnets and $500 tickets to commemorate a meaningless Spring Training game. It was called ALCS game 8 and people all over the country were actually interested in a Grapefruit league game which would only feature the real players for a few innings. Never the less, it was a circus.

New DetergentThis year, however, I just don’t feel the hate. Someone who shall remain a dbag, but nameless, is out nursing his sore vagina hip, and trying to escape his admission that like so many of his teammates (Pettite, Giambi, Clemens) he used steroids to make him millions of dollars. The two guys on the Sox, Youk and Pedroia, who would likely be stirring the pot (read: talking enough shit to get you kicked out of many respectable establishments) are off galavanting and making friends with Jeter while they represent our nation at the WBC. Beckett, who is making the Grapefruit league his bitch (O runs allowed this spring) wont be pitching.

My nephew wears this all the time

My nephew wears this all the time

And oh yeah, the Yankees are coming off an 89 win season which had them watching the playoffs instead of participating for the first time in 13 years. Added to the fact that this game doesn’t count, all these factors just make it hard to care. I know, they spent $423.5 million on three guys this winter, including the first baseman that we had hoped to sign, but I, and it seems most others, are strangely unafraid. Adding a notoriously slow starting power hitter and two pitchers who are primed to break down is not the way to strike fear into the hearts of Sox fans (post 2004 that is).

Golf NakedSo lets all relax, listen to the genius of Papelbon, enjoy the surprisingly early return of Papi and Jason “Chemo” Bay, and hope and pray that Remy will be back behind the mic soon and I can stop having nightmares about Bob Montgomery. Happy Friday the 13th.

You know what i’ll be doing tomorrow.

Go Sox.

Done.

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