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Divisional Round Picks: The Pats Still Lost Last Weekend.

Fav Spread Dog Done SMC MVPork
at N’Awlins 7 Arizona Zona AZ NO
at Peyton’s kids 6.5 Ray Lewis Ray Peyton IND
at Dingleberry 3 Dallas Dingleberry Poop Minn
at San Diego 7 Jersey SD Jersey Girls SD

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For All The Marbles, We’ve Got Your Week 17 NFL Picks.

This is what I'm gonna do to SMC, and I might even win a bet too.

Like Carter Pewterschmidt putting U.S. Steel up against Ted Turner’s CNN, SMC and I have all the marbles riding on this week’s games. What are these “Marbles,” you ask? They may be as simple as a slap to the face with a phonebook, as complicated as the creation of a new religion around the winner (complete with all manner of degrading practices), or as anticlimactic as dinner on the loser. We are still waiting for the world (also known as the Red Sox) to get back to business after the new year, but in the meantime we can always enjoy a Sunday of NFL football (which is actually means something, unlike every college game for the past four weeks). 47 more days until spring. Nice.

Last Week: Done- 5-10-1; SMC- 6-9-1; MVP- 6-9-1

Overall: Done- 91-102-3; SMC- 92-101-3; MVP- 36-44-1

Favorite Spread Dog Done SMC MVPork
At BUF -8 IND BUF IND IND
At CAR -7 NO NO CAR NO
At CLE -1 JAX JAX JAX CLE
At DAL -3 PHI PHI PHI PHI
CHI -3 At DET CHI CHI CHI
At HOU -8 NE NE NE HOU
PIT -3 At MIA PIT PIT PIT
At MIN -8 NYG MIN MIN NYG
SF -7.5 At STL SF SF STL
ATL -2 TB ATL ATL ATL
At AZ -3 GB AZ AZ AZ
At DEN -10 KC DEN DEN DEN
BAL -10.5 At OAK BAL BAL OAK
At SD -3 Wash SD SD WAS
TEN -6 At SEA TEN TEN TEN
At JETS -9.5 CIN JETS JETS JETS

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Live From The Sunshine State, It’s Week 16 NFL Picks

We’re in Florida for the week, and unlike last year when we were down here, nothing catastrophic has happened to the Sox. Yet. The whole world is on hiatus for the week so nothing super exciting is likely to happen any time soon.

We all dropped a stinker on Christmas (must be because we are Joos), so we’re all 0-1 this week.

Last Week: Done 11-5, SMC 11-5, MVPork 7-9

Overall: Done 86-92-2, SMC 86-92-2, MVPork 30-35-0

Favorite Spread Dog Done SMC MVPork
At GB -14 SEA SEA GB GB
At CLE -3 OAK OAK OAK OAK
At CIN -13.5 KC CIN CIN KC
At ATL -9 BUF ATL BUF BUF
At MIA -1.5 HOU HOU MIA MIA
At NYG -8 CAR NYG CAR CAR
At NO -14 TB NO NO TB
At NE -10 JAX NE NE NE
At PITT -3 BAL BAL PIT BAL
At PHI -7 DEN PHI DEN PHI
At AZ -15 STL AZ AZ AZ
At SF -14 DET SF SF DET
At IND -4 NYJ IND IND IND
DAL -7 At WASH DAL DAL WAS
MIN -7 At CHI MIN MIN MIN

We hope it’s as nice where you are as it is where we are. I’m headed to the pool.

Go Pats. Go Sox.

53 Days.

Done.

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Merry Christmas From The Ballpark

This is what Santa looks like when he is wasted and doing karaoke with the elves.

Tonight the NFL is unveiling “Thursday Night Football: Friday Night Special” and in the spirit of the season, we are all picking the Titans -2.5 to give the Patriots one more shot at getting the bye by beating the Chargers. The C’s are also playing the Magic today so you all have something to do before chinese food and movies tonight.

A holiday best to all of you and yours. Enjoy the day and don’t forget that you can email us presents at MyBallpark@gmail.com all year. By the way, Jesus was born in late July.

Go Sox.

55 Days.

Done.

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Week 14 Pickarooooooooooos

Here are the picks… none of us are off to a great start after the Steelers’ stinker in Cleveland… and I’m not even taking the Patriots this week. It’s not that I don’t think they’ll win… but the Patsies aren’t beating the Weston Wildcats by 13 points. But I do think every team in the AFC East will win.

Last Week: Done- 5-10; SMC- 6-9; MVP- 8-7

Overall: Done- 75-87-2; SMC- 75-87-2; MVP- 23-26-0

Favorite Spread Dog Done SMC MVPork
At IND -6.5 DEN IND IND DEN
At MIN -6 CIN MIN CIN MIN
NYJ -3.5 At TB NYJ NYJ NYJ
BUF -2.5 At KC KC BUF BUF
GB -4 At CHI GB GB CHI
NO -10 At ATL NO ATL NO
At BAL -14 DET BAL DET DET
At Jack -2 MIA MIA MIA MIA
At NE -13 CAR CAR CAR CAR
At HOU -7 SEA HOU HOU SEA
At TEN -13 STL TEN TEN STL
WASH -2 OAK OAK OAK OAK
At DAL -3.5 SD SD SD SD
PHI -1 At NYG PHI PHI PHI
AZ -3.5 At SF AZ AZ AZ

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Cleveland Sucks, So We’re all Taking Pittsburgh.

Oh, and there is a football game tonight. Steelers -10.

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Lucky Number Week 13 NFL Picks

It’s early, I’m late, here are the picks.

Done 70-76-2; SMC 69-77-2; MVPork 15-18-0.

Favorite Spread Dog Done SMC MVPork
DEN -6.5 At KC DEN DEN DEN
At PIT -15 OAK PIT OAK OAK
HOU -1.5 At JACK HOU HOU JACK
At IND -6.5 TENN TEN TEN TEN
PHI -5 At ATL PHI ATL ATL
At CIN -13.5 DET CIN CIN CIN
NO -9 At WASH NO WASH WASH
At CAR -3.5 TB TB CAR TB
At CHI -9 STL STL STL STL
SD -13.5 CLE SD SD SD
SF -1 At SEA SEA SF SF
MIN -3.5 At AZ MIN MIN AZ
DAL -1.5 At NYG NYG DAL NYG
NE -5 AtT MIA NE NE NE
At GB -3.5 BAL BAL GB GB

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