O.K. so, I’m usually not one to go too far off topic, especially with a huge series against the Rays starting tonight at 7:08 (what the hell is with the effed up starting times around baseball right now: 7:07 in Toronto, 7:08 in Tampa. At least when they start at 7:10 the Sox start on a round number.), but this has been pissing me off for far too long to go unmentioned.
These Are My Hats, There Are Many Like Them But These Ones Are Mine. Without My Hat I Am Nothing. Without Me My Hat Is Nothing.
They changed my hat. In August of 2007, as the Sox were marching towards their second World Series title (thats infinity times as many as the Yankees have since 2000) MLB and New Era, the company that has made the official on field cap of Major League Baseball since forever, changed the caps over from the traditional wool to polyester. I didn’t notice until the Sox won the ALCS that year and before the Series started I went over to Twins to buy my new cap. It looked the same (other than the World Series logo on the side which made it incalculably cooler), was the same size, and had all of the normal logos, but there was something wrong. I knew that they had done something to change how the hat breathed and dealt with moisture, but I didn’t know it would be this bad.
Polyester Crap Hat
I wore the hat until the Sox finished off the sweep of the Rockies and then went back to my beaten, bruised and beloved old cap. They last about two years, and by the end they are all more grey than blue, have lost most of the interior, and the headband has gone so brown that it looks like the leather in the 70’s era cap that my uncle gave me a few years back. When the start of the next season came along, my girlfriend (they make us do all kinds of unnatural things) convinced me that it was time for a new one. So I waltzed on down to Twins (again, it’s the only place I buy hats, because coming from the ballpark makes them more official) and picked up a new hat. It was all wrong. It didn’t stretch, didn’t shrink, didn’t mold to my head, and had a weird black underbrim. In short, it wasn’t the hat that I had been wearing since I had my Bar Mitzvah and got my first fitted cap. I have now been wearing my 2004 World Series on field cap since then.
This One Is Wool, Why Can't They Just Make The Good One Wool?
I understand why they made the switch. Polyester is cheaper to produce, the ballplayers’ heads need to breathe, and any time people think that something old has a new technology they will pay more for it. It was a decision made jointly by MLB and New Era (no matter what the customer service people there tell you, yes, I called and asked what was going on over there) and they discontinued the wool ones, making them impossible to find. I can’t understand why there hasn’t been more backlash over this, like there was when the NBA switched balls. The players where these things every day for their jobs and the league just goes out and changes them to something that has a different fit, not to mention the millions of fans who wear them daily.
Now this had been pissing me off for a good year and a half, but the other day I wandered into a Lids and took a look at the caps, just to see if the people at New Era had gotten the picture from my repeated emails and hate letters. Sure enough I picked up a grey “fashion series” Red Sox hat and it was 100% wool. Enthused, I looked at a few more of the off color ones and they were all the same, but when I went not one rack over and looked at the official hats, still polyester. I’ve even done some digging online, and on sites such as this one you can get a Wool fashion cap (in this case pinstripes) but the official one is moisture wick crap.
Yup, They Still Suck Ass.
To bring this around to a pointed argument as opposed to a sudafed and orange juice fueled rant (I hate late summer colds, but then again maybe waiting in the rain for a cab on Friday night worked against me in that one), the Sox are starting a key three game series this week against the Rays, who became good right when they made the switch to the new caps and took the devil out of their names. I think it’s a conspiracy, or that might just be the drugs talking.
Go Sox.
Done.